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HOKSVILLE BRACES FOR VISITORS. LOCALS DENY RESPONSIBILITY.

Our editorial staff are assembling their first proper dispatches. Sources have already requested anonymity. Several deny being sources at all.

Local scandals, suspicious developments and entirely avoidable drama.

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First articles coming soon. This is the new home of The Bark; no fabricated publication dates or imaginary archives.